[wilf leek]

Wayne - it took a visit to the doctor and some industrial strength anti-biotics to cure whatever Turkish malaise the VW driver passed on to me.

Whilst it lasted, breathing was not easy, nor speaking, nor swallowing, nor any other normal respiratory action, and I hesitate here to describe the stuff that I expelled. Let's just say it was not nice. The only thing it did not do was change my gaseous output - that remained high as ever.

I hold Turk 100% responsible for my suffering, a law suit is being prepared.

Good to meet you too, don't be a stranger you old fa*t you.