I thought of selling the stupid thing, but then I'd just be passing off a possessed car to some other person. If I had put a grill on it, then it might have bounced out and up on to the car or something.....I may repurpose the car as a street sweeper, as nothing escapes the nose once it's in there...
The boulder is now on my desk at work just to remind me all week that my car is waiting at home for me broken.
Don't worry Turk, the rock is still ok.