[StephenC]

OK here goes,....

Guys, I'm trying to exhibit my more sensitive side here, so please be kind. If this doesn't get me labeled "perverted" then at the very least someone will suggest psychoanalysis.

Since I have not yet obtained an engine, my interaction with my new SPF roller is limited to a.) standing and looking at it, b). applying liberal coats of Zaino, c). sitting in it and making noises that terrify the dog.

So, is it the imagination of an otherwise healthy, middle-aged American male or does this manly macho vehicle have some VERY feminine curves? This seems to be especially noticable when rubbing the polish off those super smooth upper rear quarters (should I feel dirty or ashamed at this point?). Will this make me go blind or have hair on my palms?.

Has anyone else experienced these thoughts (even for a fleeting moment) or have I been waiting too long for it to arrive? Any advice from more senior club members would be appreciated as I felt the urgent need to express my innermost feelings to others who might understand.

Just be kind to the newbie.