I was directed to park next to several CSX Cobras on Saturday. Couldn't figure out why only 5 or 6 Cobras had turned up until I learned about the Replica section down the road much later.
Obviously, those highly informed and observant folks at SAAC-Norcal couldn't tell the difference between a Real Kirkham and a replica of a Kirkham.
The situation was corrected on Sunday, and I was able to park with the other Real Kirkhams, along with the Real SPFs, Real ERAs, Real JBLs, Real FFRs, etc.
I'm thinking the reason they caught me was either...
1. I didn't hold my pinkie finger up as I held my tea cup to the precise specifications set forth in the SAAC regulations;
2. Some overzealous misfit with nothing more than Porsche--I think he's the West Coast SAAC Registry SWAT Team leader or something--cried foul when he saw me parked there with nothing more than a Windex bottle; or
3. The reflection coming off my All Clad finish was melting the wax off the CSX owners' cars.
Didn't really give a damn.
