[Wild Thing]

Just remember a good old one:

Sandy the blonde is working as a handy women, trying to make some bucks with little jobs in the hood. So one day, she comes up to a house, rings the bell and asks if there's something to do. The man says, what would you charge for painting the porch? 50 Bucks, she answered, and he says, ok, go ahead, you find everything you need in the garage. Then he goes back into the house, saying to his wife: this girl ist painting our porch for only 50 bucks, doesnt she recognize its going all around the house?. Half an hour later, Sandy rings again, says ok, im finished, and gets her 50 bucks, and while leaving, says: oh, btw, its not a porsche, its a ferrari!