[Fred Douglass]

...as a charter member of the Pissed Pachyderms (5'11" and 295# [this morninng])---I'd suggest that people beware the sheer potential of one of our patented stampedes----thorry Thissler, I jutht dint think one "wore" a Cobra ath a fathun sthatement! Jutht kiddin'---I remember an earlier torpedo of yours, viz plagarism or sumpin" (I've acquired CRS of late)---it's still funny, reaading your opinions. Butt---I'd warn you---in the future, if you're striding along in the woods and come across some crushed peanut-shells-----RUNNNNNNNNNN AWAAAAAAAAY!