...and to have it happen to an Arntz(Butler) owner! We're mobilizing as I type! I had given some thought to having a tonneau made---especially when some jerk-o** decided that it was okay to get into my car this summer, while it was sitting in a crowded parking lot in Newport (RI). I had seen them drive in, park and had turned away, getting all the way across the lot. I then saw this (very attractive) girl stop near my car and it took a moment for me to look over to the other side and here was As*hole sitting in the driver's seat!
My drvier's seat! As I said, I had seen them earlier driving into the lot in a new blue Porsche convertible.
You KNOW what I did next! Need I relate this? I stealthed over to THEIR car---got in and proceeded to sit there. It was hysterical---I couldn't have been two rows directly behind my car. It took the young "expert" MINUTES to notice me when his girl pointed out that a VERY large buffalo-like hominid was in THEIR car!
He gets out of MY cobra---SLAMS my door(!) and starts coming back like his as* is on fire. Well,. one good slam deserves another. I can put some--ahem--weight behind my slammin' junior. Lucky his window glass didn't go. He closes in, does a mental physics problem and the says: "What the Hell are you DOIN" sittin' in my car? Slammin' my DOOR!???!!!"
I just laughed. He moved a tad closer........NAW I didn't deck him.
I simply said "Returning the favor, Big Buy.....I bet your girlfriend knows what I mean---and unless she tells you, you will probably go to your death-bed mystified....."
I always lock the trunk. Maybe now a tonneau. I figured roadster afficianadoes stuck together. NOW I find COBRA-guys aren't even all on one team! Sheeeesh!
