[chopper]

I'm sorely disappointed; this thread is only a week old and it's petering out far too soon. In the support of the American Warhorse Flogging Unity Club (AWFUC), I offer these choices for your intellectual stimulation and amusement. Select any of the following and see if you can get that expired equine up and running:

Goodyear or Firestone?
Ford or Chevy?
Domestic or import?
Hersheys or Nestles?
Chevron or Texaco?
Union or Confederate?
Champion or Autolite?
Strawberry or vanilla?
Leather or vinyl?
Nike or Adidas?
Roadster or coupe?
Granite or Corian?
Whitewall or blackwall?
Levis or Wranglers?
Spinners or lugnuts?
PC or Macintosh?
VHS or Beta?
Fedex or UPS?