..not knowing what is this (procreative act) cookieeee!
Before I suffer a tsunami of sh!t,
Consider that I'm an artist and occasional wit....
I'll gladly paint you a pichah, which is kinda neat..
But wouldn't know a "cookie" if it bit me in the seat!
So while you're preparing to hurl contempt at this Luddite,
Remember, Leonardo, Michelangelo dint know cookies, right?
If you could guide me to acquiring automatric sign-on, via a cookie,
I'll fix you up with my neighbor's daughter---you know, for a little nookie!
You might want to consider, before hurling that condemnatory dart,
That you're dealing with a life-long Rernaissance man and an old(er) fart...
So belay the nerdish HUBRIS and give us an explicatory post,
Or I'll take out the .45 and turn my compootah into TOAST!
Abandon hope all ye who enter here....