Alright Flanker
Good News on all fronts -
We won't say a word about the age of that pretty wife of yours, will we guys. We know how sensitive they can get about age. About the diamond; I've always maitained size doesn't matter, but if big is what counts here, then 2 suggestions; get her an enormus CZ; or better yet buy a small one, get some of those penis enlargement pills that we get as internet junk mail, grind them up into a fine dust and sprinkle over the rock and watch it grow.
MAJIC
Some sad news on my front; Carol is not going to be able to make the trip with me this time. Her daughter is flying in early for the holiday and someone needs to be home. We all have our priorities.
I also need some suggestions from someone up Ocala /Gainesville way: I need to drive up to North Carolina after this event and would like to not have to tow the car and trailer behind me this time. Is there any secure place where I might leave this for a couple of days? I was thinking just leaving it at Don Garlits Muesum.
TL
