I got an advance look at the Road Serpents Inc assembly manual. Pretty straight forward except for that part about "annealing" the chassis. Now I don't know much about this "annealing" stuff but I bet its REAL important. The process goes as follows: bolt a margarita machine FIRMLY to the chassis, make a ful batch, and the whole batch must be consumed as quickly as possible for the chassis to anneal properly. Well, I figure the only way I'm gonna complete that step is with some help from my neighbor Big Mike. Only problem is, when B.M. has a few too many he tends to want to bring out his NRA collection and start practice shooting. We already don't have hardly a bird or a squirrel left in the neighborhood. So in order to keep the PETA folks from shutting down Road Serpents Inc, I have decided delay my order.
The world is now safe
