Old? Turk is older than Moses but well preserved for his age.
The doctors said it's either Prozac or Viagra, depending on which problem was most important "at hand". Prozac wanted him as a poster child and Viagra wanted him as a spokesperson for NASCAR. Being the true enthusiast, he chose Viagra.
We don't plan to tell him that it's NOT a suppository for a few weeks.
We still haven't told Evan who now has the Michael Jackson walk down pat!
