[wilf leek]

This is a foul and typical French theft of an original English idea.

What we proposed was to filter the exhaust through a pint of Best English Bitter. This removed all pollutants, gave 50% better miles per gallon, 62% more BHP and torque, and also bestowed X-Ray vision upon the driver, all the better to cruise past the High Schools at closing time.

Last, but not least, it warmed up the beer to drinkable temperatures, and improved the taste.

So typical of our neighbours across the Channel to steal another fine british invention.