My wife knows about the KMP and it's cost. I actually do full disclosure in case I should vapor lock anytime soon so the Cobra vulchers don't get her when the time comes (

) to unveil whatever it is I have gotten myself into. My problem is I am usually one car ahead all the time. It has actually gotten worse this month

. My trouble is springing the shock as many of my purchases are years in the making in my head, but I seize the opportunity for some good instant buys. Kind of like a woman buying shoes on sale, just the analogy has no meaning for her because I cannot make a practical argument that it's like her buying a trailer load of shoes---ever. It is logical, just not a practical answer at any given time. In other words, what man would want his wife to say, "Hey honey, I found some shoes that were 50% off, don't you think that is great? So I bought a 1000 pairs." The KMP actually defies all drivel above. I bought it out of love and that is why it is OK with her and I. One down, two to go

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