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JM,
I have to ask, if Pocono is= Ruth Buzzi, and The Glen=Pam Anderson, what does VIR equal.
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Bill,
Do I haff to 'splain everting to joo???
Alrighty...here is the run down for tracks we frequent.
Hint...the level of beauty that each track equates to, is how enjoyable it is, starting with the ugliest (this is gonna be tough):
1. Pocono = Ruth Buzzi (butt ugly, soiled, used and abused, not much fun to ride)
2. Summit Point = Courtney Love (a dirty little ho, but still fun to 'ride on' when she ain't hosting the entire populace of WV)
3. Lime Rock = Salma Hayek (short, hot, curvy and unpredictable)
4. VIR = Ashley Judd (a tall drink o' water with long, beautiful lines that make you giddy in anticipation of what lies in her moist hills and valleys)
5. Watkins Glen = Pam Anderson (built for spped, bigger then life, beautifully coifed and every curve gives you a 'chubby').
'Nuff Said? I though so!
