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Old 01-09-2004, 04:27 PM
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Originally posted by Bernie Knight


Hi inazuma_x



Joining the Queensland chapter is easy.



#1 Go to Centrelink and apply for your pension card

#2 Fill out your application for a 'Seniors Card'

#3 Place Drive Right stickers, Rotary Club stickers and RSL stickers on your
mini

#4 Drop into the local Police station and collect your photo and criminal
history

#5 Don't wash for a week ansd drink your wine from a paper bag

#6 Dine at the local Salvation Army and be seen with the right vagrants.

#7 Live in the right suburb, this may require pushing your shopping trolley
across town and squatting on the right bench

#8 Fill out the application for your 'Disabled Permit' at the local Council

#9 Go to McDonald's and expect free Senior Citizen coffee ever day.



Once you have mastered the art of passing wind, belching, picking your
nose, scratching your butt in public, leaving without paying, missing your shout in the bar, you may become a committree member..



Good luck with your endeavours.



Cheers



Bernie

Bernie Knight
Mt. Gambier South Australia
Home of "Weekend at Bernie's #2" March 13th/14th
Blu$$y hell!!...thats it!...Now I'm really pi$$ed off

You mean I been missing out on free coffee at McDonalds all these years?
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