Subj: New Medical Treatment for HRFS
Heavy Right Foot Syndrome (HRFS) is not gender specific! Both men and women are equally affected by these symptoms:
1. Compulsive reading of the fine print in Radar Detector Ads to make sure they will catch all forms of police radar.
2. An involuntary smiling reaction when the smell of race fuel, hot brakes or tire smoke passes through the nasal passages.
3. Unexplained willingness to wake up at 5:30am on Sundays to watch the Formula One races on ESPN when you wouldn't otherwise wake up that early for ANYTHING or ANYONE!
4. Noticeable and permanent finger prints on the covers of racing and performance parts magazines due to the release of perspiration while looking at these publications.
For women, the symptoms can also include recurring fantasies that they will meet a Steve McQueen / Clint Eastwood looking male driving instructor who will propel them to racing stardom!
"There is only one medication effective for the treatment of HRFS," according to Nurse Leslie who is specially trained in the treatment of this affliction. "Adrenaline is a natural form of medication that is produced by your own body when you drive at speed. The more adrenaline produced, the greater the relief of the HRFS symptoms!"
Come join us at Pikes Peak International Raceway in Colorado Springs, CO May 8-9, 2004 and September 18-19, 2004! Alot of fun and alot of track time! 7 rotations at 20 minutes long, sometimes at the end of the day when most drivers are done fro the day, you might even get 30 minutes. If you would like a registration form from Nurse Leslie please email me at
leslie@quickchickracing.com
Happy Driving!
Leslie Howard