Directions for driving Cobra on ice:
A: Call local municipal road dept and tell them your 87 year old grandmother just slipped on the ice on your road and your going to have to contact your attorney in the morning if something is not done ASAP to get your road cleaned off and dried out.
B: Wait for salt truck to come down road, allow 1/2 hour for salt (not really salt anymore) to work, pull Cobra out of garage, drive down freshly cleared road.
C: If A + B does not work, call friend with commercial plowing business, pay him the $10 (and promise him a ride in your Cobra) to salt down a path from your driveway to the main access road.
D: If A+B+C does not work, await spring thaw you pansy
Bill S.
PS: yes, there is a 4X4 Cobra running around Sussex, NJ, it is mounted on an older style Bronco with a 90" wheelbase........................Problem is, he only takes it out to "trail" events, and will not drive it in the snow the pansy.............
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Originally posted by luke-44
Bill - I think the term for you would be "hardcore". BTW - any hints on driving a Cobra on ice - to get out of my development? 
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