Colleen, don't forget paragraph 14, sub-2, line six of said contract: "The party of the second part can fulfill the obligations of this agreement by sending their Cobra with a volunteer driver, who is entitled to enjoy the accelerative and lateral-G benefits of said Cobra for the entirety of the "TCC Weekend" (as defined in the "Definitions" section of said contract)...
Just hand over the keys to the closest TCC member, Fred, and we'll consider the contract obligations satisfied--
