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				 Do not mess with a child 
 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was
 a very large mammal its throat was very small.
 The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
 whale.
 Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could   not swallow a human; it was physically  impossible..
 The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
 Jonah".  The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
 The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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