Clois,
You guys gotta hook us up with a place to stay! We're coming and you better be ready.
We're bringing a couple of ringers, a couple of drunkards and a couple of Ho's.
Where's Scott Coyle???
He's been bugging us to come out there, so now we agree to the 2 day drive and not so much as a whoopee from him!
Still no word if the Gasholes will be joining us.

Club Cranky Motto:
We ain't many and we ain't few,
You party with us, we'll party with you.