Hey Evan Wilf is calling you a drunk! (Just when things were getting all nice in here too). I think you need to make him buy you a round...
You can go right back at him though (how about calling him a "fusty plume-plucked maggot-pie")
Use the handy-dandy Shakespearian Insult Generator over at:
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html
-JT (aka "Bogtrotter")