[Turk]

BLACKJACK,
The only reason Wanda is wearing someone else's underwear is because (if this is the same blow up doll as the one at DVSFIII) someone thought it was a good idea to stuff the black underwear she had on, into MY luggage.

I had to do a lot of explaining when I came back from the Fling and started unloading the dirty laundry out of my bags.
Eventually I came across something that looked like a black sock, and upon close examination it turned out that it was NOT a black sock (since I hadn't taken any with me to begin with).

The expression on Jan's face was priceless. Maybe not as priceless as me frantically getting on the internet trying to find a photo of her from Ohio. None were posted by then.

It took me a few days to get vindicated. I am not all that she she bought it 100%.

TURK