[BLACKJACK]

TURK - - -

I PROMISE YOU, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE UNDERWEAR GETTING INTO YOUR LUGGAGE. ONLY BECAUSE I HADN'T THOUGHT OF IT FIRST. FUNNY AS HELL, THOUGH.

BUT, ALAS, NO - - - MY WANDA IS ONLY A TWIN SISTER OF THE LOVELY CHILD AT DVSF-III. SHE WAS BESTOWED UPON ME BY THE CACC GANG AT OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY - - IN ETERNAL REMEMBERANCE OF THE "ORIGINAL" WHO HAD BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED IN A POSITION OF REPOSE UPON MY PROBOSCIS.

MY "GIRL" WEARS THE SAME "LEOPARD SKIN" BRA AND THONG THAT "CHIPPER" WORE TO THE VIENNA INN BREAKFAST AS A RESULT OF A SUCKER BET WHEREIN MY STEELERS KICKED HIS BROWNS BUTTS IN AN NFL PLAYOFF GAME.

INCIDENTLY, (AND HARDLY A SURPRISE) WANDA-DUECE LOOKS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER IN THEM THAN CHIPPER DID.

Y'ALL HAVE A REALLY GREAT DAY.

BLACKJACK