[Dangerous Doug]

Bernie: "omphaloskepsis - the act of contemplating one's own navel as a means of meditation". I've pretty much mastered contemplating my own navel, so now I'm focusing on contemplating the navels of svelte females in low-riser pants...

On the "she's a he" bachelor reality show: Oh, s***, are those boys in for a surprise. I'll bet they wished that she, er, ah, HE wore low-riser pants so they could determine if she, I mean, HE was packing anything. (Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?)

Ohekk: Sounds like a pretty cool project. What sort of trick features are you planning for your shop?