[Edley Rondinone]

A man and his wife go to the zoo. It is Wednesday, and there are very few people. The couple go to the gorilla exhibit, and they see this one large male, calmly eating a banana. The man says to his wife, "Give this gorilla a thrill, and show him your boobs." The woman looks around, sees no other people, then lifts up her top and flashes her boobs at the gorilla, who becomes a bit excited at her perfectly-shaped boobs.
The man then says to his wife, "Hey, really give that gorilla a thrill, and show him your "love nest!" The woman looks around again, sees no other people, raises her skirt, drops her panties, and runs her fingers all around her "love nest."
The gorilla sees this, and becomes VERY animated, beating his chest and pointing at the woman, whooping and hollering as excited gorillas do when they get aroused.
At this point, the man picks up his wife, throws her over the fence into the gorilla exhibit, and says to her, " Now tell HIM you got a freaking headache!"