Now you've done it mike!
The AK47 is way to complicated a weapon.
I'll Use the
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
and I don't need your instructions on weapons of mass distructions..for I have consulted "the Book of Armaments"
Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.
'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy Mike Murphy, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
