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Well...put the cat back in the bag...!
I must register my displeasure, John...Richard and I have not done "dingy bars".....! Not that we won't, mind you...it's just the damned Austin city fathers decided all the dingy little bars had to close up at midnight on Saturday night....we had to go to the posh, more uptown hotel bar....that also closed at mid-freekin'-night..! Hell....no one wants to have a buncha drunk cowboys in Texas, I guess.....go figure! 
So..the Hell wif' 'em...we'll bring our own damned bar and lite up the damned parking lot! This year...music, margaritas, bright lights and dancin'....a little Texas two-step in the parking lot oughta turn everyone's crank, I'm thinkin'... We'll turn the 'motorhome' alley into a friggin' dancehall and saloon...! Between the Margarita machine, Don's knock-yer-weenie-in-the- dirt speakers and trailer...hell, we'll have the entire hotel down there all night long...! What could be better? Awwwwww...yeah...we're lookin' forward to this!
Is it time yet....?
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