Man! Youse boys are rough! Show your sen-si-tive side for even a second, and you take chunks out!
OK, Chappy-MrM-SixFourNine-Jet; since the gauntlet is down, YOU'RE ON. New Years Day it is - and I will meet you all in: Point Pleasant, NEW JERSEY. Lobster Shanty, Wharfside, CrabShack, hey, wherever!
This way, no whining about how that's too close to his house, or my house, no whining about any discernable advantage.
By the way - NO HEATERS AND NO TOPS.
and you will be checked to verify a disabled heater.
We WILL separate the mens from the chillins on this run.
Signed, The Icy TollTaker