[uncltodd]

My college girl, Sweetness, is going to a Lambda frat Halloween party tonight. She asked me what sort of costume she could come up with at the last minute.

I told her that she is a starving college student, don't wear a stupid costume. She continued whining.

I finally told her to go to the pet store, buy a collar, and go as her true self.

The little bi+ch hung up on me.

I have too many females in my life.

UT