Well, I only wish I could take credit for something so funny. It was sent to me by a Kiwi friend.
And for the record, I'm a Texan and then an American, so seceding isn't really a bad thing.
John - I'll be sending your rebuttal on to the Kiwi. She'll get a kick out of it. And as far as shooting, you must have been the one standing next to me at the Witches' Brew because you missed our gun "collection" - oops! I'm not a candidate for public office (in whatever country) so it's an "arsenal."
Drifter - What did you think about the part where it refered to the World Series only being American teams? I seem to recall Toronto winning a couple championships back in the 90's. Apparently you're already a citizen and minus any kind of plastic surgery.
