[uncltodd]

If I were to post somthing here that was very soothing, would that be a "topical" ointment?

Lord, that's a stretch even for ME.

Speaking of topical ointments, how about something for my back?

It was dry today and just warm enough that I washed, waxed, armoralled, Windexed, Rain-exed, shampooed, scrubbed, and alloy-wheel-polished Sweetness's Mustang. A ragtop and a bra drinks Armorall faster than Gunrack's double-pumper sucks gas. The upper-body workout was OK.

I was fine until I had to hand-buff the rims.

Now the lower back... hurts.

I'm too old for this.

Meanwhile, Gunrack sits in the garage covered with road-grime spatters, inside and out, a disgrace to the entire Cobra community.

Sweetness drives a 'way cool car for a starving college student. She graduates in May then the little Mustang is MINE.

UT