Sheezzzzz!!!
You blokes are cruel...
Here I am...just married off my daughter.....don't know where or when my next disposable dollar is gonna turn up and you fellas have already spent it.
To make it all worth my while....I'll accept the suggestion..on one condition.
I'll make ya a deal.
I'll provide the booze ( not that any of ya are heavy drinkers) if you supply the meat.
One condition...the meat has to be on the hoof...or hooves in your case...Pete...you've got the beef/veal...young tender calf of whatever breed would be nice....but a living breathing walking 4 legged one.
Now Scotty...you started this little venture so you've got the pork. A nice piglet will be nice. A living breathing walking 4 legged piglet...
And Craig...Given that you've joined this little mutiny, you've got the lamb, Dont care if the thing has been shorn or not...but it's gotta be breathing and able to walk around all by itself.
There ya go chaps ( got the chaps thing from Pete)
, Turn up with these living animals and the booze is yours to consume at no cost.
Now....be warned fellas...turn up with these animals and expect to be photgraphed in all manner of poses and those images distributed on the net to all our club cobra brothers
The ball's in your court.
Now, If any of you others wanna join this mutiny, I've got a whole zoo to work thru yet...like chooks, ducks, turkeys, rabbits, kangaroo, crocks, fish...c'mon ... make my chrissy a good one.
Ohhhh....This is gonna be a great chrissy!!!!!