I figured this belonged in ths thread.
Fourteen Lines to Make You Smile
>
> 1. My WIFE and I divorced over religious differences. SHe thought she
> was God and I didn't.
>
> 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
>
> 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
>
> 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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> 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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> 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
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> 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
>
> 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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> 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
>
> 10. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
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> 11. I am Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
>
> 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
> medicine.
>
> 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
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> 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Ron
