Ice, snow, too much time on the road, witchy wife hormone syndrome, screamin' kids, new year, too cold, garage bound, futzin' and putzin' with the car, dreamin' of warm spring days in Gaw-ga, reconciling Auburn at #2, tryin' not to buy anything new while payin' for christmas, drinking low carb beer, screw the New Years resolutions, ready for a change in something...anything, thinkin' I'll get my sleepin' bag and camp under the car, I need a life, Maybe I could sell these lyrics to REM and get RICH!