Darn Flip,
Now you have destroyed my vision of living in Hawaii. I thought that people there never got old due to the great weather and all the pretty women. Hope that everything goes well and you recover quickly from the knee work.
Explaining the metal and radiation should be quite interesting. They will swear that you have a small tactical Nuke in your knee. May have to dissaemble it to prove them wrong.
Take care and get back to your normal life soon. Best wishes.
Ron
