Im only a teen in age, I FEEL more like 30-40 (AKA Senile
 
 
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I know how to make a pig fly... Strap a jet engine on it, fire it up and wal-la, you have yourself one flying pig. No teaching nessiSCARY. (I meant for it to be spelled like that.)
Or, if you like things done fast, shove a few sticks of dynamite up it's @ss, light the fuse, and run like he!!   It won't be in one piece, but it WILL fly.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I WANTED to be in school today, but we have 
SPRING  break until tuesday.

 Anyone care to guess why? 
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bored.