That reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy (???) scene.
Ok, We were flying in a plane one fair day. We were flying at half the speed of smell when the captain came on and said that we had lost both engines. Now, the guy next to me starts screaming 'Oh my god, oh my god, we're all going to die!" Obviously, this guy has a lot to live for. He
leans over and asks me if we were going to make it. I said, "Oh, we're going to make it alright. All the way to the scene of the crash. The way I figure, we'll beat the paramedics there by at LEAST a half an hour."
Those pigs flew alright, all the way to the scene of the crash.