Gee Fred, that isn't even a thong. You couldn't get a pink shoelace????
I guess I must be mistaken, I thought a thong was...a thong.
I'm a fraid I have to agree with some of the others, it could be Jamos. Ah, but where did he get them from.
The saga takes a turn for the more mystic and "unrevealing".
Who will steer this tail next?