Emblem Announcement
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its
emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more
accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually
being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that
Ron
