[uncltodd]

Jeez, my left-hand gauge is a dumb-a$$ed analog clock.

When I kill the battery, the clock stops.

What do I need with a dumb-a$$sed clock anyway?

What's "time" to a BDR?

When I'm running the gears in traffic, my ears are my tach, my speedo is 'way out of whack from the factory, my rear-view mirror is a dinky a$$ed cruel joke due to vibration. No side-views.

My wrinkled butt tells me where I am, what's happening, and what might happen next. My head swivels like a hand-puppet, get real, I'm driving two street bikes at once, think about it. With a passenger I get VERY protective.

WOW! I think I will bend my head sideways and focus on my clock thru the steering wheel spokes and ignore the road!

I'm Autometer- my Tach is off 500 rpm, fuel gauge is another joke.

Depending on which friendly cop or H-Patrol nails me, my speedo is off from 10 to 15 MPH on the low side at 60 MPH.

I ALWAYS travel out-of town with a good looking female in the right seat.

I was born at night... but not last night.

Tomorrow is my day off, sunny, warm.

Got three rides lined up, so far.

Three young females, you chowderheads.

Sorry, still on adrenaline from this afternoon.

UT