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OK – I think I’ve got it now. If there is some purple on your car, or a Dead sticker, pass anywhere, adrenaline and invincible attitude are good things, roll in the pines, a one lap penalty, 10 lap penalty if you were tuning at the track on Friday, regardless of age. One point for passing Ed, two for Spydee, 10 for Johan, 20 for having Randy or Cracker as a guest, and 100 for finishing without an investigation. Drag racing on the beach at HH is now frowned upon, one of those things from my youth that was followed by sleeping on the beach, and may cost you the yacht club membership if we are from your tribe: > no tie-dye – however, any local bimbo we pick up on the beach, you will provide food and lodging for the next few weeks, until all the tests come back. BTW – I want to drive your blue and white in the Willis – the 50 passenger one that was once a Twinkie.
See you at the track - if my invitation is not put on the "I have a headache" list..........
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