ARKANSAS REDNECK :::
A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How can you tell if a Arkansas redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Arkansas. If it had been invented anywhere else,
it would have been called a teeth brush.
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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver,
"Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout whut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
(Come'on this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down!
Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss, too.
Both books - poof! up in flames,
and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . .
When a couple gets divorced they are STILL cousins.
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At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Arkansas
driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact.
He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit"
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Folks in Arkansas now go to movies in groups of 18.
They were told "17 and under are not admitted".
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An Arkansas man spoke frantically into the phone,
'my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
Ron
