Earl,
It is so hot and humid here that even the buzzards won't fly. Doctors are telling older people (like me) to stay inside as much as possible. It is supposed to cool off into the high 90s late this week but I wouldn't bet much on that.
Did the last hurricane cause you any damage? Or was it far enough away that you got to miss it. Hope so. It is probably following Turk.
Blykins,
For you!
More Bill & Hillary......
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's season opener; sitting in
the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back
at the agent, and shakes his head "no". The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy.
" Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the
agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says,
"Oh-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..."
With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat
of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you !*%$%**!!! " The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to
the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never blieved how much everyone would enjoy that!" Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks!
What is wrong. The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to
throw out the first Pitch!"
Ron
