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(One day in the far future)

There is an accident with a blonde involved who happened to like Cobra's so the investigators think it is CG. They aren't sure though so the look for her two friends Steve and Mike. They call Steve down to identify her and he say's "Yep, looks like Kristen, but turn her over". When they do he says “Nope, ain’t her”. Then Mike shows up and they go through the same thing, as soon as they turn her over he says “Nope, ain’t Kristen”. The investigators are puzzled so they ask “You tell us is looks like Kristen, but when we turn her over you say it isn’t her, why?” Mike says “We could tell, because this person only has one butthole and every where we went with her we heard people say: There’s Kristen with them two buttholes”.