[EarlsflyinCobra]

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A
> blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives they find
> it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the
> bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the
> husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he
> taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of
> rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
> The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR
> stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut up."