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Ponder This:

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and drycleaners depressed?

If Fed EX merged with UPS, would it be called FED-UP?
What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me...they're cramming for the final exam.

If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

No one ever says "it's only a game when their team is winning.

Whatever happened to preparation A through G?
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Best NSA slogan:
Bush spied, terrorists died.

Best slogan about Democrats:
Democrats -- a 40 year war on poverty and still no exit strategy

Best slogan about education:
Help stamp out literacy -- support the teachers' union.

Best slogan about life and death issues:
Aren't you glad your mother was pro-life?

Best anti-terrorism slogan:
Give peace a chance. Kill a terrorist.

Best "I support Bush" slogan:
I stubbed my toe. Impeach Bush!

Best "I support the war and our troops" slogan:
Peace through victory.

Best "money and responsibility" slogan:
Keep your socialism out of my paycheck!

Best "this is liberalism" slogan:
Liberals: so open-minded, their brains fell out.

Best original "this is liberalism" slogan:
It takes a conservative to feed a liberal.

Best "free speech/ACLU" slogan:
ACLU: Aiding and Abetting America's Enemies.

Best MSM slogan:
Reporters aren't liberal -- and the 9/11 hijackers weren't Muslims.

Best "the USA is a great place" slogan:
I will not be intimidated. I will not be silenced. I am an American.

Best "election 2008" slogan:
Vote for a REAL strong woman . . . Condoleeza!

Best religion slogan:
Free to be religious.

Best of the rest:
Casey Sheehan deserves a better spokesperson.