[EarlsflyinCobra]

­I recently picked a new primary care physician.
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> After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly > well"
> for my age.
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> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do > you
> think I'll live to be 80?"
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> He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
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> "Oh no," I replied.
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> "I'm not doing drugs, either."
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> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
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> I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
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> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, > hiking,
> or bicycling?"
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> No, I don't," I said.
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> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
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> No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
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> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a ****?"