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>>- UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
>>Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue
>>and reserve a tray, because you must be dead.
>>
>>Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
>>your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this
story

>>of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
>>their car break down in the parking lot.
>>
>>The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the
>>car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of
people

>>near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
>>protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts,
his

>>lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
>>Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
>>quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
>>place.
>>
>>On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
>>staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
>>
>>The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead