Wow Rich!!! I have to apoligize,I must have gotten the story all wrong, but you know how it goes,,,,,,,everybody adds a little or embelishess a little and before you know it it sounds like a totally different story!
So to clear up the story once and for all you stated that you left the "motorcyle dragqueen bar" and the he/she that followed you had the "biggest",,,
"the Biggest",,,,
"the biggest",,
" the biggest",,,vaboooms you ever saw and thats when you accidently hit the crosseyed homeless guy and blew out your tires. Is that what you were trying to say in a round about way?
I thought so.